FLAT BRAINERS – SPECIAL 100OZ!!!

Indica Dominant Hybrid – 70% Indica

Flat Brainers, also known simply as “Flat Brainer,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through crossing the famous Chem D X Girl Scout Cookies Forum Cut X Nom Nom strains. Named for its ability to have you feel like there’s nothing at all happening in your head, Flat Brainers is great for any patient who wants a break from negative or racing thoughts before they get to sleep. The high is super hazy overall with lifted effects that fill you with a sense of happiness and ease. You won’t be able to focus on much of anything and will just feel a slightly heavy numbness settle into your brain. This numbing sense will work its way throughout the rest of your body as the high continues, dropping you into a state of physical relaxation and ease. Combined with its high 15-31% average THC level, these effects make Flat Brainers a great choice for treating headaches or migraines, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, depression and insomnia. This bud has a sweet and fruity flavor with a rich nutty cookie exhale. The aroma is of earthy herbs and spicy cookies with hints of sharp chemicals to it, too. Flat Brainers buds have fat oversized popcorn-shaped minty green nugs with orange hairs and a coating of tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.